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Pick up line resposes or rejections

I got this in a text message from a friend. I thought this was pretty funny and clever. lol I don't think I can try these pick up lines ever after looking at these responses.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic

Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure. My number is 911-8473 (works better if your write it down)

Man: Do you think it was fate which brough us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Man: I'd go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?

Man: Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?
Woman: It's raining. (and spit on him)

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Hey baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time.
Woman: You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks your body can't cash.

Man: I'd really like to get into your pants.
Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

Man: xxx Any Generic Pick Up Line xxx
Woman: I like your approach, now lets see your departure.


This one is for the guys:

Woman: (If any girl insults you)
Man: Hey, I may not be the prettiest guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.